If you were aloud to make the label for Alcoholic beverages what would warnings or what information would you put on them?
Example:
Put Drink Responsibly
Ruins families
For a good time drink this
What would you put?
It can be a warning, hazard, or just information
2007-10-16 16:08:29 · 10 answers · asked by Nate 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
This product has been helping ugly people get laid since forever.
2007-10-16 22:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by RedMan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For a one night stand: take one and forget about her in the morning.
For liver problems, take 6 twice a day and shake when through.
Warning: Contains Partially Hydrogenated Oxygen
Warning: Alcoholism is a family disease. Drinking may lead to an unplaned family.
Cosume contents and call (me)!
2007-10-16 16:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by Bucket 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would want to include:
Excessive drinking at one time can result in alcohol poisoning which can be fatal.
Addiction to alcohol can cause divorce, loss of jobs & death.
2007-10-16 18:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by Judith 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WARNING: Ingesting this liquid will destroy brain cells, cause lost inhibitions, enlarge the liver, enhance others' sex appeal, inflate self-esteem, hurt relationships, and possibly even give you a quicker death. Bottoms Up!
2007-10-16 16:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WARNING: Consumption of this beverage will sometimes make you act like an *** hole, give you confidence that you can perform tasks you couldn't do sober, and increase other's attractiveness.
2007-10-16 20:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by Brian C 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CAUTION: Consuming this product can cause harmful transformations. Go to bed with a fox, and wake up with a dog.
2007-10-16 17:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by sensible_man 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Will make your emotions uncontrollable,
Will result in un planned parenthood,
Will result in DUI/DWI
Will result in loss of memory
Will result in loss of judgment
Will result in loss of temper
Will result in heart ache
Will lead to dependency
Will cause pain
Will cause dizziness
Will cause vomiting
Will cause prison sentences
Will result in brain damage
Will cause others to suffer
Will cause homelessness
Will cause loss of employment
Will cause liver damage
Will lead to D.T.'s
Will cause hangovers
Will give the shakes
Will cause death to ones self
Will cause death to others
2007-10-16 16:20:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Warning:
The contents of this bottle are about to make you more stupid than you already are.
Yes. We called you stupid. Drink half of this and tell us what you're going to to about it, dummy.
Oh and...that WAS your girlfriend's car in my driveway last night.
2007-10-16 20:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Guided 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alcohol, for when times are hard, when times are great, and anytime in between.
2007-10-16 16:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by DrinkinBuddy 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
use with caution-excess can cause death
2007-10-16 16:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋