Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
2007-10-16 15:40:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahhahhahahahaaaaa, you spoiling me again big man...lol
2007-10-17 14:46:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! This is so funny.
I bet she regretted stopping Little Johnny from telling the whole story.
2007-10-16 22:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Little Johnny joke, ace!
2007-10-16 20:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-16 20:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Problem solved Johmmy is in the clear
2007-10-17 08:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Johnny jokes always gives me a laugh. Thank you.
2007-10-16 21:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've read this joke a little while ago and it made me laugh as much as i'm laughing now.i can't remember what i put as comments but here is my response to you.
lol,lol,lol.10/10.brilliant, hilarious,excellant,funny, great and i sure love our little johnny.
thanks for sharing.
2007-10-16 21:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best little Johnny of the three
2007-10-16 17:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by genntri 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, the joke was on her then, out of the mouth's of children, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-17 01:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yip I have not heard that one before you have got to have a star
nice one mate
2007-10-16 20:14:39 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋