I think he could.
2007-10-16 15:22:54 · 19 answers · asked by Darth Nihilus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris potty trained himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris, pizza and sex. Even when they're not that good, they still kick ^ss.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
A comet didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris did
Chuck Norris can eat coal and crap diamonds
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can drink NyQuil and operate heavy machinery
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he does women a favor
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
But Jesus has the TERMINATOR to protect him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0
plus you can't beat Jesus. He'll be BACK!
2007-10-16 15:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Red Phoenix♥ 3 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Are you talking about Jesus, the guy that lives next to your house? OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now, if you're talking about the savior the answer is not, Jesus is the only man Chuck Norris can't beat, they are friends and they beat others together!
2007-10-16 23:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is an actor and his skills aren't real.
He is going down. Did you see the passion, Jesus can take what ever Chuck throws at him and still carry a cross on his back to boot
2007-10-16 22:37:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Red I love it great answer babe. If that doesn't get BA I think I'll call Chuck myself and have him pay Darth Nihilus a visit.
Heh Chuck is good but not that good. He is only human.
I assume you mean JC in which case Chuck doesn't stand a chance but if there is a Latino Dude around with the name Jesus (pronounced Haysus) who has some martial arts skills then it may be a good fight.
If its these two kids named Chuck Norris & Caucasian Jesus then it may be a draw but I would put my money on Chuck. Go Chuck kick that Honky's butt....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq3P-1k4cgA
2007-10-16 22:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by terminator 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
It couldn't happen. Chuck Norris is real.
2007-10-16 22:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No question.He's Chuck Norris.
2007-10-16 22:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by HM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no way, Jesus has some serious abs. Chuck can't even sell an ab machine on TV with Christy Brinkly sitting beside him. Besides. If Chuck saw Jesus, he would fall on his knees.
2007-10-17 14:47:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think Chuck Norris will convert and become Jesus's bodyguard.
2007-10-16 22:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby K 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
In case you hadn't noticed, Chuck Norris is a believer in Jesus. The only fightin' they'd be doin', is together, against their commmon enemy, the 'rebellious one, satan!
2007-10-16 23:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by God's Fountain Pen 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely
2007-10-16 22:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by ML 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋