I have found some supporting evidence, like that atheist Eagle Scout who murdered his troop. BUT, if atheists are real then there must be some repeatable experiment which results in an atheist. Just doing it once may result in a false positive. Since an atheist is most usually a human and since humans are made from either mud or ribs depending on their gender, the only sensible way of carrying out the experiment is by bringing a wheelbarrow full of manure into a KFC restaurant. Manure is usually used as an air freshener in a KFC restaurant so this means the conditions can be set up many times over.
What do you think? Have you ever tried the KFC experiment?
2007-10-16 14:37:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sesshomaru - Me? I should grown up? Aren't you the one who recently asked the question about everyone joining hands and starting a love train? Are... are you the same dude who asked if everyone would worship a book about apple pie that was written 2,000 years ago?
Humor, my friend. Don't dish it out...
2007-10-16 18:13:49 · update #1
((((((Slaveof12)))))) I love you! Don't LEAVE! *Runs after you, sobbing*
ROTFL, Sherl! I never noticed those ads before. I always looked for them but never could find them on my own questions. Either I'm selectively blind or Yahoo (no... no this can't be...) was having a glitch. Glitch this, Yahoo.
2007-10-16 18:17:54 · update #2
Dancing VT - Happy pregnancy! I'm so happy to hear that!
Eagle Woman, I love you. Reckon you make me some biscuits? I like them french-fried potaters. Mmmmm.
2007-10-16 18:23:14 · update #3
I just used the 'nervous hospital' line on poor Love Yahoo. I just can't get Karl outta my head now! Mmmmm.
2007-10-16 18:24:13 · update #4
Well as an Agnostic I would say that they don't, as there is no proof in my book either way to suggest that God exists or not. Yet that does include the possibility.
Ergo, nobody can define themselves as truly Atheist because the possibility exists that God may exist.
Best scenario is a Lazy Agnostic
KFC is proof that no God exists for chickens.
(((cookie)))
2007-10-16 15:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Evidence schmevidence! It is totally unproveable.
BTW--I didn't know this was the real reason for the existence of the KFC's. But I SHOULD have known! Can't believe the manure smell there never tipped me off!
2007-10-16 14:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by beano™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I could not so much as drink a glass of water in the circumstances you describe. Do they have antique furniture there?
Ha Ha Ha! mmmmmmm
I was made because my dad hung his pants on the bedpost. My mom said so. And you believe in Atheists? mmmmmYou maybe need to check into a Nervous Hospital.
2007-10-16 15:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2016-04-09 09:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by Aline 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they do exist. In fact, I once have an atheist friend who witnessed a shoot-out. At that instant, the only thing he was able to say was, "Oh my God, no!!!!".
2007-10-16 14:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by rcg_palomo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri tried this experiment once. She said it conclusively proved that atheists don't exist.
2007-10-16 14:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think you maybe been dipping into that lake of 18 year old scotch and perhaps a few "special cookies".
2007-10-16 14:54:00 · answer #7 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No...we're figments of our own imagination. Only through believing in the FSM may we become real.
2007-10-16 14:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a logical proof God doesn't exist....
Things that exist can be measured.
Things that can be measured are defined (otherwise you don't know WHAT to measure).
God is undefined.
Being undefined God is immeasurable.
Being immeasurable, God does not exist!
2007-10-16 15:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by ideogenetic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought that atheists were a pigment of the imagination...
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that is so funny...you mentioned air fresheners in your question now there are air freshener adds next to it!
(((thrice)))
2007-10-16 14:43:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋