10 really random, really funny questions?

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please answer seriously...i want to know what your realistic answer would be. i know these aren't all "serious"...but answers could be please.


1. Why do they sterylize needles before lethal injections?
2. Whose cruel idea was it to have an s in the word lisp?
3. If Fed Ex and UPS combined...would they become Fed UP?
4.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the Earth?
5.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when it is really going on?
6.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
7.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
8.If you were to fart and burp at the same time, wouldn't a vaccum create in your stomach?
9.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
10.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white

Answer 1

1- so if it dont work they woodnt get a disease
2-mine
3-yes
4-probably
5-because u wanna go off on it wen it goes off(on)
6-because she wanted some cash
7-because the combination made him square
8-its impossible
9-idk but i do that
10-because it is the law of w.e its the law of

Answer 2

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10 really random, really funny questions?
Random Questions
please answer seriously...i want to know what your realistic answer would be. i know these aren't all "serious"...but answers could be please.


1. Why do they sterilize needles before lethal injections?
TO PROTECT ANYONE ELSE HANDLING THE NEEDLES.
2. Whose cruel idea was it to have an s in the word lisp?
OBVIOUSLY AN INTHENTHITIVE THIENTITHT.
3. If Fed Ex and UPS combined...would they become Fed UP?
NO, FED UPS.
4.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the Earth?
AS TO MINERAL RIGHTS, YES, AS WELL AS ORDINARY WATER RIGHTS.
5.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when it is really going on?
IT WAS ON ALL THE TIME--THEY HAD NOTHING ELSE LEFT TO CALL ITS YELL BUT "OFF" BECAUSE AFTER THAT IT'S GETTING TURNED TO NOT ON POSITION--OFF.
6.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
HERE'S WERE ESPECIALLY FINE ONES, GATHERED FOR LAZY TOURISTS ANYHOW.
7.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
POETIC LICENSE. HE'S A SQUARE, GET IT? BUT IT'S OK--HIS PARENTS ARE "AROUND" TO KEEP HIM OUT OF TROUBLE.
8.If you were to fart and burp at the same time, wouldn't a vacuum create in your stomach?
PERHAPS. BUT AT LEAST YOU'D HAVE THE ROOM TO YOURSELF.
9.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
IF THEY WENT ANYWHERE ELSE TO CHECK ON THE PHENOMENON OF FOOD TRANSFORMATIONS, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY THERE--THE FRIDGE IS WHERE IT'S BEEN STORED.
10.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
W.A.S.P GUYS ARE MAKING THE SOAP--IT'S THE ONLY SMALL THING THE CHINESE HAVEN'T BEEN HANDED THE CONTRACT TO MAKE--OR ELSE THE BUBBLES WOULD BE YELLOW.

Answer 4

1. Because they want to be germs free.
2. Some person was bored and thought it would be cool to have a s in lisp.
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Because it's figure of speech, and the person or people who thought of it didn't really thought it through.
6. There are places where there are no seashells, but you''re kinda right...
7. Sometimes the kid doesn't really look like there parents, like in this situation.
8. No, I think you would just have a weird feeling inside of yourself.
9. Because people have very creative imagination and some of the people are stupid.
10. That is just a characteristic of a bubble, and that is what makes the bubble special.

Answer 5

1. They sterylize the needles, because the people they are killing are people? (Doesn't make since to me either)
2. I don't know who it was, but it was prob an evil parent.
3. Yes, I do believe they would become fed up! They would even come up with a tacky song....Got bills to pay....fed up! Cookies for kids...fed up!
4. No, Underneath the ground (in my yard anyway) there are lots of pipes. I did not put them there. They are not mine...and if I messed with them i would get into trouble with the law.
5. The alarm clock is going off its normal tick tock noise.
6. Every body wants to earn a little profit from nothing.
7. Maybe they were square, but as age went on round is a much better shape.
8. No, it would be yucky.
9. I just like to open doors.
10. White is the universal color of bubbles.

Answer 6

Good ones! Funny!

Answer 7

1. Why do wha?
2. Huh?
3. Double huh?
4. Triple huh? But that could happen.
5. Dunno.
6. Sally's stupid.
7. MaybI'e he was adopted.
8. Eww. I'm eating here.
9. The fourth huh?
10. No, their not white. They are just transparent and see-through.

Answer 8

Why does one say they get "on" an airplane when, in fact, they get "in" an airplane?

Why do we "Deplane", we don't "De-bus" or "De-car".

If Toyota and Chevrolet merged and made a car, would they call it a Toylet?

Why are people so interested in consuming natural items, don't they realize arsenic is natural?

Maybe more later...

Answer 9

Ha, those are all funny.

Answer 10

for number 7. because spongebob is just a square guy!!!
hahahaha get it
"Square guy"
LOL