1.Staff physicians include Dr. Who, Dr. Kevorkian, and Dr. Demento.
2.Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
3.Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
4.With your last HMO, your birth control pills didn't come in different colors with little "M's" on them.
5.Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
6. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
7. Your kidney transplant surgery is held up while your surgeon awaits his arraignment for grave robbing.
8. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
9. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
10. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day".
11.“Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo..
12. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape
2007-10-16 12:21:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your surgeon just asked "Do You Know What This Is???"
2007-10-16 12:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i liked #'s 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 10
hilarious
2007-10-16 12:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by brenda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-10-16 12:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think #12 just might be the answer to my problems.
2007-10-16 12:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by kenny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We can always depend on you for a good one, DC! Have another star.
2007-10-16 15:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's cute!!
How about: Your surgeon's nick name is Helen Keller.
2007-10-16 12:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-16 13:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by susi_q_2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT!!! happy day:)
2007-10-17 01:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
2007-10-16 13:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋