It seems that an engineer died and went to the pearly gates. St. Peter met him and looked in his book to determine where he was to go. He could not find his name in the book, so he sent him to hell. Some time later Satan calls God and tells him, "Thanks for sending that engineer down here. We now have air conditioning, escalators and other improvements that have really improved our way of life down here.
God said, "You have an engineer? Send him back."
Satan replied, "No way! We're keeping him."
God replied, "Send him back or I'll sue."
To which Satan said, "And just where will you get a lawyer?"
2007-10-16 12:18:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-16 12:20:06 · update #1
Sorry. I don't get it.
2007-10-16 12:23:36 · answer #1 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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2016-10-07 01:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-16 18:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-16 12:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by dangoinvestor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one, LOL
2007-10-16 17:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-16 12:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing that !
A star for you !!
2007-10-16 12:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-10-17 00:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by nevergrowup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-10-16 12:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋