There was a Jew and a Chinese sitting at the bar drinking. All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinese in the face knocking him off his stool, stunned the Chinese gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"
The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."
The Chinese says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese."
The Jew says, "well you have black hair squinted eyes and buckteeth, it's all the same to me."
The Chinese says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking.
About a half hour later the Chinese turns and punches the Jew in the face knocking him off his stool, the Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"
The Chinese says "That was for the Titanic."
The Jew replies, "The Titanic? That was an Iceberg."
The Chinese says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me."
2007-10-16 12:10:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not sure whether I should be laughing at that one....but I am, for some reason!
2007-10-16 12:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I've heard this joke before....only it's not Jew,it's Spielberg...probably because his name rhymes with Iceberg,Goldsberg and Carlsberg....plus it's some..."Joke award winner" in UK...
2007-10-16 12:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by cellcrazels 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 12:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-10-16 12:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by yashar a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats a good one
2007-10-16 12:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor T. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stellar! )
2007-10-16 12:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not really funny. Sorry.
2007-10-16 12:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by d 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-10-16 12:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-16 12:14:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!! happy day:)
2007-10-17 02:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋