A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.
2007-10-16 11:53:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very very funny.
anyone who was insulted should get a sense of humour!!!
2007-10-16 12:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but all the religions in the joke (methodists, baptists)believe they are the only ones who get to go to heaven.
2007-10-16 13:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding! Do you know why you have to take two Baptists with you on a fishing trip? ( and I suspect you do). If you take one, he'll drink all your beer. If you take two, they'll watch each other, and neither will drink your beer. Keep 'em coming, Wolfie.
2016-04-09 08:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 12:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once you said Catholics are in there I thought you were gonna say be quiet because they're screwing little boys. LOL my bad.
2015-12-21 02:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by HeinikenMoore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice job, first time I heard it, you get a star!
2007-10-16 12:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by Mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-10-16 12:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo funny !!!!! .Haaaaa haaaaaa heeeee heee, That was great LOL !!
2007-10-16 12:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by Hugs from Sugar bug 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha tats funny
2007-10-16 11:58:12 · answer #9 · answered by ►bored 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! It's true though!
2007-10-16 12:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋