2007-10-16 11:42:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here are a few random quotes:
It is not possible to travel faster than the speed of light, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
Blessed are those who sit on bees, for they shall rise again.
Never be rude to elderly strangers in foreign hotels. They always turn out to be the king of Sweden.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Not in that order.
Fire makes me crispy. Ow.
and here is a joke that I like.
It seems that an engineer died and went to the pearly gates. St. Peter met him and looked in his book to determine where he was to go. He could not find his name in the book, so he sent him to hell. Some time later Satan calls God and tells him, "Thanks for sending that engineer down here. We now have air conditioning, escalators and other improvements that have really improved our way of life down here.
God said, "You have an engineer? Send him back."
Satan replied, "No way! We're keeping him."
God replied, "Send him back or I'll sue."
To which Satan said, "And just where will you get a lawyer?"
2007-10-16 12:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Steve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you are bored is because you don't have much to do. When it happens to me , I look for something to do around the house and I get so busy that I forget the boredom.
2007-10-16 21:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i know a joke my friend told my class today and i dont remember how but the teacher said all lawyers lie. then my friend told us this joke... Once there was this lawyer who died and went to heaven and as he was going to his house in heaven he later told God.."why is my house bigger that Mother Theresa", & [other really truly good ppl/cuz i 4got the rest]...God said 'because your the first lawyer that ever madeit to heaven.
2007-10-16 18:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by awesomeness91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cows go RAWR! spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a pancake does~
2007-10-16 18:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like eggs!
sorry, this annoying dude in my class has been saying that all day so it just popped into my head. :)
2007-10-16 18:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coko dooodle doo
2007-10-16 18:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by SD96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fiddlefart
2007-10-16 18:46:01 · answer #7 · answered by Emily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋