A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.
Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.
He tries again. Still nothing.
He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.
Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going UP!
Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
2007-10-16 11:30:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it.
2007-10-16 11:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-16 18:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by T 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Green Goo always has the best jokes !!!1
2007-10-16 18:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 21:57:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey i think both men are in trouble. that is a good joke.
2007-10-16 18:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by skunk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gas stoves!! You trapped me on that one!! lol
2007-10-16 19:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke,
heard it but it still made me giggle.
(after reading the answers, WHY don`t so many people get it!!)
2007-10-16 18:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2007-10-16 18:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh, my little green monster friend,
where do you come from
is the language of your people :)
2007-10-16 18:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by brenn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha very funny
2007-10-16 18:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!! my friend had to explain this one to me!!! Roflmao
2007-10-16 18:35:30 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋