On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
You call a beer by your name
Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws
You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response
You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"
Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it
You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones
When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.
Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
2007-10-16 11:24:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rekon my hubby has withdrawal symptoms since SKY & VIRGIN fell out (we are tied in to another 10 months on virgin lol) CAN we stik the big bosses in an inferno match!!!lol
2007-10-16 11:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by lisa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great i would like to start wtaching it again but i dont the times it is sky sports i think they have changed it around the last i remember raw used to be on friday i think,i still read the results on wwe.com though, kane and sting are my favourite wrestlers
2007-10-16 18:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by catssunsetsmusic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor lil pup
LOL
2007-10-16 18:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by brenn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to show this to my brothers.
2007-10-16 18:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by MickBeth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like my husband haha
2007-10-16 18:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow lol
2007-10-16 18:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by ►bored 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! lol
2007-10-16 18:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fun kneee.lol
2007-10-16 18:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love this on..thanks
2007-10-16 18:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ROTFLMAO AND PISSING MYSELF!!! happy day:)
2007-10-17 09:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋