A man was driving his wife home after a night out when they stopped by the police.
"Did you know you were speeding, sir?" asked the officer.
"No, I had no idea that I was speeding." replied the driver.
"Of course you were," interrupted the wife. "You're always speeding."
The officer looked at the rear of the vehicle. "And did you know your brake light is broken, sir?"
"No, I had no idea that it was broken." replied the driver.
Again the wife interrupted. "Of course you knew it was broken. You're always saying you'll get it repaired, but you never have."
The officer began to sympathize with the driver. "Does she always talk to you like this?"
"Only when he's drunk." said the wife.
2007-10-16 11:17:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha!!! That's a good one and do i feel sorry for that driver
2007-10-16 11:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it's time to get a new wife.
2007-10-16 18:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Irish 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call that nagging?
You don`t know the meaning of the word!
Thats what you call a loving wife my dear.
I`m a loving wife too!!!
2007-10-16 18:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one my husband liked it 2 * 4u
2007-10-16 18:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, so guys be careful in choosing who to marry, lol
2007-10-17 01:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, it's funny though.
2007-10-16 18:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by brainwhacker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was one of the best jokes ive ever heard... LOL.thanks for brightening my day..LOL again!!
2007-10-16 19:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by NoNameForYou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats so funny! ya i feel sorry for him, too. but, again, lol!
2007-10-16 18:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's got him into a major pile of...trouble
2007-10-16 18:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by Gary 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-10-16 18:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋