What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies
Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It's meow-sic to their ears!
Why do cats eat fur balls?
Because they love a good gag!
Why does everyone love cats?
They're purr-fect!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!
What's every cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What do you call it when a cat stops?
A paws!
What's a cat's second favorite food?
Spa-catti!
What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit!
What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
Catsup!
Where do cats write down notes?
Scratch Paper!
What kind of cats lay around the house?
Car-pets!
How do cats buy things?
From a cat-alogue!
2007-10-16 11:07:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Another good one !
Thank You for the laugh!*
2007-10-16 11:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-10-16 11:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are sooooooooooooo cute, DC... I will share them with my cats when I arrive home...^-^
2007-10-16 11:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call female cats ?
Cathy
2007-10-16 11:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's two hands clapping**
a paws, a paws
2007-10-16 11:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by brenn 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
those were the second-lamest things i have heard yet today.
2007-10-16 12:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Steve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved the third one best but they all good lol
2007-10-16 11:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I loved these...thanks!
2007-10-16 11:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahuh, nice one
2007-10-16 19:02:11 · answer #9 · answered by Marge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were my kind of jokes! meow!
2007-10-16 12:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋