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I was doing some reading on the net in regard to the idea of Noah taking dinosaurs on the ark - which I don't believe at all, by the way, but I was interested in researching the reasoning behind the idea.

I came across a Web site which proclaims the following:

"We know that dinosaurs were alive at the time since they were fossilized during the Flood, many in active poses suggesting fear of their impending doom and horrific realization, however faint and dinosaurish, of their God-displeasing wickedness."

How do animals sin? How are animals God-displeasing? Can anyone who believes this is true explain this idea?

All answers and thoughts are welcome.

Here is the address for the Web site:

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinosaurs.html

2007-10-16 10:32:50 · 5 answers · asked by milomax 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Windom Earle, it would make me feel a lot better if it's a parody!!

2007-10-16 10:39:36 · update #1

I feel a little silly now, but hey, it's good for a laugh!

2007-10-16 10:41:25 · update #2

5 answers

That's almost certainly a parody. The giveaway is the name Richard Paley. It's likely taken from William Paley, who created the watchmaker argument.

2007-10-16 10:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

*giggle*

*chuckle*

*ROTFLMAOSBTD*


*wipes eyes*

Here's even better, from the same website:

"The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse....

For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist....

Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

“Woe unto them that call evil good,
and good evil; that put darkness for light,
and light for darkness; that put bitter for
sweet, and sweet for bitter!”
(Isaiah 5:20)"


WHAT A HOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

First, Landover Baptist ( a parody), now this (a parody of people indignant over the original parody). This is RICH!


But maybe I shouldn't have posted that - they might have had a big following if the satire wasn't pointed out...

2007-10-16 10:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by Raven's Voice 5 · 2 0

If man and dinosaurs were alive at the same time why are there no human bones with the dinosaurs bones? Now if we were there with them can you imagine riding one. How did we keep them from tearing up our town. I don't know about you but if they were around you'd get no sleep when they moved from field to field.

2007-10-16 12:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 0 0

Does anyone actually investigate, think or reason anymore?!!!

2007-10-16 10:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0 0

this is an atheist website...I know it. LOL

2007-10-16 10:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

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