Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his trousers off, then Aunt Jane........'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for teatime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'!
At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story. 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his trousers off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.'
Moral for women:
*Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!!*
2007-10-16 10:30:09 · 19 answers · asked by henridog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!
Now I'll SURE remember THAT!
DOUBLE-NO-TRIPLE-NO100000000000000 STARS!
Have a nice day!
2007-10-16 10:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pet Help 4U 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the tale basically instruct how a super form of the persons in common terms needs to pay attention what's sweet for them or what might reward them the main.... they do no longer seem to care on the small different information exceptionally while it relatively is the negatives one,,,
2016-10-07 01:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke. Another case for the A&E dept.
2007-10-16 23:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Leonard F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow my whole mouth just feel str8 open i swear little kids will tell all of your stuff
2007-10-16 10:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funi ..hav a star lol
2007-10-16 10:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
Morals of stories are fun...
2007-10-16 10:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by Colin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
u get a star
2007-10-16 12:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Steve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one for the boys!!!
2007-10-16 11:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by karatekids11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don`t you just love em
2007-10-16 10:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-16 21:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋