I need a fuuny grace for a meal tomorrow.
2007-10-16 10:08:39 · 10 answers · asked by yeahbutnobut 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In some old movie, a kid says:
"Look out, Lord, we're gonna eat!"
Another one popular with kids was
"Good bread, good meat, good God, let's eat."
The "Dear Baby Jesus" one from Talladega Nights was pretty cool, too.
2007-10-16 10:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♥≈Safi≈♥ ☼of the Atheati☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
Whoever grabs the fastest,
Gets the most.
2007-10-16 17:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by Orchids 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, DO I ?!?! i come from a long line of rednecks, i never in a million years thought this would come in handy:
"plenty of bread, plenty of skin, roll up yo' sleeves and dig on in"
"thankya. amen, brother ben, shot a rooster, killed a hen"
"many beans, many beans, good or tart, the more you eat 'em, the more you fart"
good grief, i can't believe i am about to "submit" this answer.
2007-10-16 17:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by ddking37 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My father used to say both of the above, and also:
"over the lips
cross the gums
look out stomach
here it comes!"
2007-10-16 17:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by Barry C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold".
At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, How come you
called God, "Harold"? The little boy looked up and said, "That's
what they call Him in chruch, You know the prayer we say,
"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name."
lol funny
2007-10-16 17:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad (God rest his soul) always said this
Good bread, good meat
praise the Lord
Let's eat
2007-10-16 17:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
have you ever seen Talladega Nights? I double dog dare you to use the "dear baby jesus" one.
2007-10-16 17:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rub a dub dub.
Thanks for the grub.
YEA God!
2007-10-16 17:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good food good meat good God let's eat!
2007-10-16 17:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rub-a-dub-dub. Thanks for the grub.
2007-10-16 17:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋