Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders.
The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like
drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by
a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."
2007-10-16 09:46:14 · 8 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello Paddlepop.
. . That's why I always fly first class . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . where you can order the combo ! . .
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Powder. (Daddy's asleep again) "ARF !".
PS: A drink and a whore ? Would that be considdered 'Surf and Turf'?
L.
2007-10-16 18:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Lenny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and so like Prez Clinton!
2007-10-16 12:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by alreadyenuff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 14:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Originally funny!!
2007-10-16 09:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-10-16 09:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by ana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL(btw, that's just sad.)
2007-10-16 10:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.lol
2007-10-16 10:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by onyx1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very cute can't not wait to tell my church buddies!!!
2007-10-16 09:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by mister ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋