A blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases over
onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car, opens the trunk, takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle
facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
2007-10-16 09:38:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, sorry, didn't make it up.
2007-10-16 09:54:43 · update #1
ROTFLOLMAO!!! (Rolling on the floor laughing my @$$ off)
2007-10-16 09:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Yoruichi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, I know this girl.
She hit a rabbit (hare) with her car and I was right behind her in my car. I almost rear ended her.
I watched as she got out of the car with a can of VO 5 hair- spray. She sprayed it all over the rabbit and the (what looked like a dead rabbit) jumped up, took a hop and waved, hopped again and waved. I got out of my car and asked her what was going on and what was in the bottle?
She showed me the hair spray and read from the side of the can; "Revives limp hair and gives it a permanent wave. Ouch!
2007-10-16 10:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by ontheedge 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teehehe! funny
2007-10-16 10:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by Smokefaninla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how you came across this joke but it is beyond funny and orginal.
2007-10-16 10:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by avid_rafter765 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. interesting
2007-10-16 09:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Dee'z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star because it is original!
2007-10-16 09:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by www.hello_there 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT IS AWESOME! lol, never heard that one before, wow, did you make up that joke?
2007-10-16 09:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're the perfect! (an aspect- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes searching on the orange juice can because it suggested: "concentration..." Blondie become hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-10-21 06:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by novielli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Well funny.
2007-10-16 12:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is new to me,
love it. Blond not so dumb.
2007-10-16 10:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***star*** (me as a blond) like OMG! you tttooottally got me like laughing ! yah!*flip back hair* like OMG!
2007-10-16 09:52:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋