A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."
With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!"
She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
2007-10-16 09:21:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha!! that is actualy really good!! i like it...he wears the pants but you control the zipper;)
2007-10-16 10:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by **mum to a little miracle** 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good joke Lol.
2007-10-16 16:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by lil joker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wear the trousers (when She lets me)
2007-10-16 17:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by subguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, a lady who knows a thing or two. LOL
2007-10-16 16:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooh. harsh. that man is gonna regret it
2007-10-16 18:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by Gary 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thts gddd!
2007-10-16 17:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-17 04:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nuff said.lol
2007-10-16 16:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
beautiful, marvelous.
2007-10-20 15:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kind of woman!!!
2007-10-16 16:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋