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Malevolution = malevolent + evolution

2007-10-16 09:10:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

"creationoists" was just a misspelling, not something clever.

2007-10-16 09:13:43 · update #1

A portmanteau is when you combine two words to make a new word.

Like combining "slimy" with "lithe" to get "slithy."

2007-10-16 09:15:11 · update #2

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I think it's because of the size of their borogroves.
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Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

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Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.

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Glibido: All talk and no action.

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2007-10-16 09:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Geez, you're not running out of ideas yet for these creationist parody questions?

On a side note, I saw a creationist trying to copy the old argument from Behe about the bacterium flagellum, but wrote is as "how does evolution explain the flatulum?"

2007-10-16 09:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

i'll have you know i have an excellent portmanteau!

what's a portmanteau?

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i was all ready to say "hey, i was just kidding. i know what that is." when i looked it up and discovered i only half knew what that was...lol

2007-10-16 09:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Creantionuts - Creation + Nuts

2007-10-16 09:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by Future 5 · 2 0

have to carry their nonsense somewhere, their brains aren't big enough to hold it all.

A portmanteaus is basically a suit case

2007-10-16 09:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 1 0

Because the momraths outgrabe.

2007-10-16 09:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by neil s 7 · 2 0

Paul: It's not the size of the borogrove, it's how mimsy it is.

2007-10-16 09:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 4 0

It's "Evilutionists." Get it right. Gosh.

2007-10-16 09:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

You have some explaining to do.

2007-10-16 09:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by Ddvanyway 4 · 1 0

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