I think it's because of the size of their borogroves.
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Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
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Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
2007-10-16 09:17:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Geez, you're not running out of ideas yet for these creationist parody questions?
On a side note, I saw a creationist trying to copy the old argument from Behe about the bacterium flagellum, but wrote is as "how does evolution explain the flatulum?"
2007-10-16 09:13:39
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answered by Anonymous
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i'll have you know i have an excellent portmanteau!
what's a portmanteau?
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i was all ready to say "hey, i was just kidding. i know what that is." when i looked it up and discovered i only half knew what that was...lol
2007-10-16 09:13:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Creantionuts - Creation + Nuts
2007-10-16 09:19:07
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answered by Future 5
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have to carry their nonsense somewhere, their brains aren't big enough to hold it all.
A portmanteaus is basically a suit case
2007-10-16 09:15:04
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answered by Ghost Wolf 6
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Because the momraths outgrabe.
2007-10-16 09:16:01
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answered by neil s 7
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Paul: It's not the size of the borogrove, it's how mimsy it is.
2007-10-16 09:19:43
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answered by Doc Occam 7
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It's "Evilutionists." Get it right. Gosh.
2007-10-16 09:13:39
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answered by Anonymous
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You have some explaining to do.
2007-10-16 09:16:10
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answered by Ddvanyway 4
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