An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b!tch out of the window."
2007-10-16 08:04:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i do like the way you tell your jokes have a star
2007-10-16 20:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-16 20:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect he's really sensitive! So, use it against him. Not in a mean way, just play along with his game. He shouldn't be dishing it out if he cant take it! When he says "get a new jacket", say "Oh okay thanks fashion police.. or, And what, get one at the goodwill like you did?" And when he says "you should shave" say like, "Whats the matter you can't grow any facial hair little boy" or, "Are you my girlfriend". Basically, blow off his remarks, and turn them around so they make him look like an idiot. Girls like guys who are confident and funny. When you talk back to dude, say funny things, dont over think what you say, keep it short, and be confident! Show the chick it doesnt bother you. Win her over. Make him feel like he's dumb. Smile and laugh...
2016-05-22 23:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by marietta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I would have agree with the Englishman, I wonder what took the solider so long???
2007-10-16 22:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by teresa m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it was sorta bad for us English, but the old English humour is in there too! Nice
2007-10-16 08:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by Lady MacB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was alright. Hey Luck Dragon, your responses are identical....
2007-10-16 09:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, but I had to stop halfway through and make myself a snack...
2007-10-16 08:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jerry Thunder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long but still funny
2007-10-16 08:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-16 08:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh very good thanks for the laugh
2007-10-16 08:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋