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We could now call it "Elvislution" and say that we are all moving toward a perfect state of Elvisness...

What do you think?

2007-10-16 07:50:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Exactly, skalite! =0)

2007-10-16 07:53:46 · update #1

You are so not a sexy beast.

2007-10-16 07:54:27 · update #2

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I get the Elvis shaky legs whenever I have an orgasm. Does that mean I've found my perfect inner state of Elvisness? I'm already an honorary elf, so perhaps I should go find out if Elvisness agrees with Elfishness.

I think that's more of a 'come'-promise than your proposal.

2007-10-16 08:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That's an excellent way to incorporate the peanut buttter theory and the banana theory.... By golly, I think you've just stumbled upon the creationists' version of the Grand Unifying Theory! Bravo!!

2007-10-16 08:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

people who have faith in evolution stepped forward and then subconciously created the creationist, as there could nicely be no yin without yang, no alpha without omega, no good without evil. nicely, to be serious: there became into no conflict till the creationists broke the gentlemens contract with technological information to no longer meddle in each and each others affairs.

2016-12-18 09:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Prescription drugs, obesity, wasted talent, dressed like a buffoon, flushed his career down the toilet, and finally died crawling on the bathroom floor.

Sorry, but that's the real Elvis.

2007-10-16 08:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'm willing to compromise on many things,but I will not compromise my belief that Jesus Christ is the true King of Kings.

2007-10-16 08:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Do you know how many times the word compromise is in the bible? 0 zip none. God does not pay lest make a deal, he tells you what the deal is.

2007-10-16 08:00:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Eve compromised with satan and look what that started. Jesus is the way, truth and life - no compromise on that one.

2007-10-16 08:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by A Voice 5 · 1 0

Thank you, thank you very much!

I thank uh, I thank that's a darn sexy idea.

Let's don our blue suede shoes and white jumpsuits!

2007-10-16 08:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 1 0

I would like to move like the king, but right now I'm nothing but a hound dog.

2007-10-16 07:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by neil s 7 · 3 2

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

2007-10-16 08:05:25 · answer #10 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 3 0

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