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You would die WAYYYYY before you even came close.

2007-10-16 06:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

What you need to do is just drink as fast as you can until you have no idea what's going on. Then keep drinking until you actually pass out. Then you need a friend to pour liquor down your unconscious throat and force you to swallow. At some point you'll die from alcohol poisoning and this is a crucial point because your friends can't get all grossed out, they'll have to hang in there and force your body to drink. Then if they push hard enough on your dead bladder, pure alcohol may just come out. Be careful though, Chuck Norris is the only person tough enough to consume this beverage.

2007-10-16 08:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan 4 · 0 0

Martin is right. Consider that the BAC (blood alcohol content or concentration) that is considered to be legally 'drunk' is 0.08% in the U.S. That means that practically speaking, the amount of alcohol as a % is very minute, but chemically, it does affect your motor skills. It is simply an impossibility to absorb enough alcohol that you would actually urinate it in the pure form.

2007-10-16 06:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by helix_rider 2 · 0 0

impossible for it to be pure because there are acids and what not in your body that it would pass through before it exits. But for the majorite of the urine to the max you would have to drink at least 2 gallons of 100% proof allcohol. Of course not including the fact of weight and height and other bodily functions and characteristics that can affect the amount of consumption necessary. Answer is approximate. Please dont try it. HAHA

2007-10-16 06:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jay 3 · 1 0

Now that's one I've never thought of. The way I look at it, alcohol is probably broken down more in the lungs than in the kidneys. I have no source, but otherwise the cops would make you pee instead of blow. And remember, the urine is a dilute of what's in the blood. So, to pee pure alcohol you'd have to have near pure alcohol in your blood stream. And .1% gets most people wasted.

2007-10-16 06:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by Gonzer T 1 · 0 2

Medically impossible. You don't drink pure alcohol. All alcohol is mixed with water, except for ethanol, which will just kill you instead.

2007-10-16 06:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 2 1

I am not sure, but I would think at that point you better get to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

2007-10-16 06:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by jake5282 2 · 0 1

you will never pass pure alcohol in your urine your kindney will flush it out.. but if you are doing that then your kidneys might be ready to fail..

2007-10-16 06:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by brandi_23sc 2 · 0 1

5 gallons of vodka in less than 3 minutes.

2007-10-16 07:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You'd be comatose or dead first. No nervous system could take so much alcohol.

2007-10-16 06:54:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

depends if ur diabetic 1 peck would be enough but not....thn its ur body ur life go on experiment on it......!! whn u gt the result tell me also....!! if u live uptill thn....!!!

n ya PLZ A SUGGESTION " DONT DRINK N DRIVE " atleast for the sake of safety of the innocent.....!!! thnx in advance...!!!

2007-10-16 06:57:02 · answer #11 · answered by shobhit 2 · 0 0

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