A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent -- stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."
2007-10-16 06:45:33 · 15 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL sounds like something my grandma would do!!
2007-10-16 07:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome
2007-10-16 07:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by shockley50 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is not any longer scripture that help Granny Elroy doctrine. i assume this is Her very own. So is Scientology unscriptural. undergo in innovations, it is not plenty significant what Granny Elroy or scientology thinks. what's significant is what's written in God's word & what God thinks.
2016-10-09 08:36:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 07:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha I'm laughing at all the jokes to jack up my score
2007-10-16 06:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, very funny
2007-10-16 07:44:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke lol
2007-10-16 06:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious! Good One .. keep it up! LOL!
2007-10-16 06:59:18 · answer #8 · answered by UrBaN_LeGeNd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like your joke it was funny
2007-10-16 06:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
2007-10-16 07:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by lesd1966 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋