I would ask Satan over seems like he's been mispresented and I heard he's a cool guy. I would also ask Eve due to everyone (male) blames her for the downfall of man. Finally Mohamad to see how he looks like.
2007-10-16 06:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by cynic 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hmmmm
Not Joseph Smith ....he would want my wife
Not Mohammad.....hes too violent
Not Buddha.......i don't have enough food.
For sure Jesus ....but then hes there every day. Never leaves me or forsakes me.
2007-10-16 06:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by jesussaves 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-10-16 13:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Since I already invite Jesus to every meal when I say grace, I would invite St. Therese de Lisieux because she interests me as a person.
2007-10-16 13:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd invite the Old Testament god over, and we'd sit under the tree of knowledge of good and evil, share some wine, and loosen up the old codger. I'd say, yo, god, you are so small-minded with your chosen people, let alone everyone else. We need to have a bigger perspective, be more tolerant, and stop setting those bushes on fire.
2007-10-16 13:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by kwxilvr 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus - But it would have to be a loooong dinner to give me enough time to even scratch the surface of everything I'd like to talk about!
2007-10-16 13:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Kellenor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Lennon
2007-10-16 13:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by astralpen 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Only ONE?? How can i choose?
Abraham, Moses, King David, Jesus, Mohammad, Gandhi, Martin Luther King.....
2007-10-16 13:23:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better yet what would you serve them?
Apples for Eve?
hee hee
I would invite Jesus.
actually I do invite him everytime I sit down to the dinner table.
2007-10-16 13:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by sisterzeal 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Apache holy man named Billy Silverhorse. He likes beef barbecue as much as I do.
2007-10-16 13:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus, I would not need to provide wine, and only a little bread and fish to feed the entire diner party.
Definitely not Moses. Too much chance of a plague of something, and if he drops his staff who knows where it will slither off to.
2007-10-16 13:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by Simon T 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yep, I'd want to know if Satan really dated Assma Bin Laden.
But I'd really like to see Bast, you know, the eyptian cat lady?
2007-10-16 13:16:40 · answer #11 · answered by Cheez Doodle 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋