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Students in an AP Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: “Name seven advantages of ‘Mother’s Milk’…. The students had to answer all seven advantages, or he/she would get no credit. One thoughtful young man turned in the following exam

1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.

He got stuck and couldn’t think of another advantage. He had completed the rest of the exam. He knew how important seven points were toward the final score. Finally, in desperation, as the bell rang, and as tests were being collected, he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He got an A!

2007-10-16 06:10:12 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Isn't that what little Johnny would say? Reminds me of him!! lol

2007-10-16 17:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1 0

Yet the schools can legally disallow anything to be said about Intelligent Design, even if it's just a disclaimer saying that some believe ID over evolution, because the non-Christians "don't believe" in ID. In this area, even where evolution is discussed in the schools, it is NOT put forth as an "accepted science," but only as a theory. THerefore, the theory of ID should also be allowed, then maybe the Christian students wouldn't ask to sit out. As for the fairness of it, I think the students who sit out should have some kind of assignments to do and not just have a free period. If they want to study ID or creationism, then they should have a curriculum for that, even if the students have to get the materials themselves.

2016-04-09 06:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny!

2007-10-16 07:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lmao, he got them all right, Number 7 is the funnest one of them all. keep em coming, thx for the laugh
star!

2007-10-16 17:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0 0

Very funny.

2007-10-16 06:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very good

2007-10-16 06:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha lovely!

2007-10-16 06:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by GemBoxx 1 · 0 0

was that an A cup, hehehe

have a star

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2007-10-16 07:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0 0

thats goood and i just got 2 pionts

2007-10-16 06:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Good one!

2007-10-16 06:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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