Okay, she isn't my girlfriend anymore. But Sweetest Day is Friday and I thought it would be nice to give her a gift to show how much she still means to me. I made a scrapbook of poems I wrote and some pictures from when we were together, and some other pictures that I took after we broke up. She doesn't know about those because I was always hiding in bushes when I took them, so I think she'll be pleasently surprised.
The problem is, she has a restraining order against me. So since I can't give it to her in person, what would be the most creative, romantic way to present her with the scrapbook?
2007-10-16 06:08:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i like the way you think deke, she will definitely respond then...
2007-10-16 06:15:58 · update #1
ok so here is what you need to do... Does she have a cat or dog? well if not grab a stray. When she leaves take the animal into the house and go up to her bedroom. leave the box of gifts on her bed and on the wall behind her bed use the animal (sorry poor thing has to go) blood to right "I Still Love You" on the wall. Then quietly sneak back out. Its even better if your able to do this while she is in the shower. So she will really be happy about how sneaky you are. Trust me she will be so happy that she will have people at your door right away to pick you up so she can see you again.
2007-10-16 07:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lorena 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
A restraining order? How far away do you have to stay? Well...she couldn't have one for everyone you know. I'd just ask a friend to deliver it. Or whoever is walking by. Whatever. I think most strangers are sane enough to deliver a present for you. (I do like the stripper-gram idea, though.)
BTW, I've never heard of 'Sweetest Day'. Is that real?
2007-10-16 16:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have You Met Jared?? Try Jewelry and a HUGE Bouquet of Flowers But Your Idea is Really Sweet Koo-dos To You
2016-05-22 23:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's just playing hard to get, so you need to be more intense when pursuing her. Maybe get some kind of costume and give the gift to her yourself, that way you wouldn't really be you so you wouldn't be violating the restraining order.
Once I loved a man so much I got a restraining order against him just so he'd have to work harder. He spent six months in the county jail because of me. Now that's love.
2007-10-16 06:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
Have your parole officer hand her a candygram. As an added touch, you could mail her the negatives. You are a man after her own heart. Or maybe her liver or her spleen or one of her kidneys. Bon Voyeur. This is funny stuff. Keep it up. Don't restrain yourself any longer.
2007-10-16 06:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Strippergram
2007-10-16 06:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Pour gasoline in the shape of a heart on her lawn and set it on fire.. then put the scrap book in the middle. She will love it!
2007-10-16 07:40:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Avoid her. Why would you want to deal with someone who has a restraining order against you? Just forget it and move on with life. One day there will be someone else that will cross your path.
2007-10-16 06:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
better heed the restraining order...mail it to her. but...I don't think there's much of a future here for you, and I am now more convinced than ever that YOU MUST NOT REPRODUCE! have whatever surgery is necessary to protect the rest of the human race from your possible offspring...
2007-10-16 06:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Prop it up outside of her bedroom window while she's at work or something.
2007-10-16 06:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋