Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
2007-10-16 06:07:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is excellent. Have a star. lol
2007-10-16 06:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. love Little Johnny
2007-10-16 06:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always like Little Johnny- always puts a smile one my face !! Thanx Much.
2016-04-09 06:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for little johnny
2007-10-16 06:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-10-16 06:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohh such a wise head on young shoulders, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-16 07:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 07:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good i like it, it just goes to show that minding your own business is the best thing to do!
2007-10-16 06:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
johnny be good
ha ha ha
2007-10-17 09:09:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-16 06:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋