A mafioso's son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus. First he writes, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
Then he gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear Baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
2007-10-16 06:06:21 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Grew up near Newark, NJ, and never heard that one. Badda Bing, that's funny
2007-10-16 06:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 01:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by palomares 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao too funny, sounds like the mafia. great joke my friend, in fact Brilliant! If that doesn't work he could easily off Santa lmao....star!
2007-10-16 18:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the mafia styling. You get a star, that was funny
2007-10-16 06:14:40 · answer #4 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-16 07:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
I bet the kid sings in the church choir too, and he's a Soprano!
2007-10-16 06:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Trevor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahah, Ow, oof, that hurt, I just fell off my chair. It is funny.
2007-10-16 06:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So little johnny's turned to the mob life....lol
2007-10-16 07:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another good joke from jim jnr m very good, have a star!!
2007-10-16 06:34:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-16 06:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋