Please help! I'm so conflicted. I see reasonable evidence for both the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn! How do I know which one is the true god?
2007-10-16 05:35:57 · 14 answers · asked by I, Sapient 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I understand completely. I think I hear the voice of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, but then feel the touch of a noodley appendage. I can taste the saucy goodness, but then smell horse manure. These conflicting messages have me utterly confused.
RAmen-neigh?
Whinny?
2007-10-16 05:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
seeing reasonable evidence might be the clue that your gods are not acceptable
the ones that seem to have real power don't have any evidence offered that is accepted.
however, pink does not go well at a party, and well spaghetti stains,
godofthemonth club does sound fun doesn't it.
2007-10-16 07:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I understand your plight. There is an equal amount of evidence for both - how does one decide? Just remember that the FSM is not a jealous deity.
2007-10-16 05:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was once afflicted like you, then i discovered the god of the month club.help reduce the odds of pascal's wager. you might hit on the right god at least once in your life and it may take some pity on you seeing you did pay it some attention at least for a month.
2007-10-16 05:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you pray about this dilemma, child. You will be guided by his noodley appendages to understand this apparent contradiction. With the FSM - ALL things are possible!
2007-10-16 05:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
clearly the invisible pink unicorn... can't u see her right there? Come on...
2007-10-16 05:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
put them both up to pascals wager-that will give you definitive proof of the one who is the true god above all the others----lol----keep smiling and enjoy the day
2007-10-16 05:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I seen them both yesterday at the bowling center having a good time....So maybe they care married or something....
2007-10-16 05:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by Celtickarma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe in them both, just in case like!
2007-10-16 05:44:07 · answer #9 · answered by Birdy is my real name 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Follow your heart and pray to both, the real one will always reveal him/herself to you.
But don't listen to the pirates, no matter how rare they are becoming.
2007-10-16 05:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋