Some of my religious friends told me they'd pray for my salivation, and this morning I woke up in a puddle. Had I slept any longer I might have drowned.
2007-10-16 04:16:18 · 15 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure dreamer! You can even take some home for later if you want. Anything for you. :)
2007-10-16 05:08:06 · update #1
Can I roll around in your puddle of spit?
Edit: Can you winzip up a batch and email it to me, thanks... :-)
2007-10-16 05:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That puddle is holy water as a result of the praying. Collect it in viles and sell it at the local Catholic church. Joe's Salivation Salvation - you can set up a tent out side the church to get the full effect.
2007-10-16 11:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mikey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think of Salvation as what I am going to do when I die. Whereever we go after, I believe that we will not be surprised, It will be just what we deserve and will be familiar to us--unless you are a murderer-then so sorry for you. Salivation on the other hand sounds pretty healthy to me, if a little messy:)
2007-10-16 11:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by absent farmer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the time I had my wisdom teeth surgically extracted -- I kept spitting out the blood clots, and woke up the next morning lying in a pool of blood....
2007-10-16 11:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How would a woman know you liked her if you men didn't have your salivation?
how would she know you were hungry?
How would she know you were deep in thought or busy??
another dumb question.
hahahahah
jk
xxooxox
2007-10-16 11:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by srsly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go back to sleep and create more salivation, so you can drown your friends.
2007-10-16 13:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by decks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salvation is such a joke to you now, but you won't be thinking it's funny on judgement day! ) :
2007-10-16 11:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by Linda M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salvation is God's guarantee that you will have peace with Him.
If that's important to you, then it's up to you to respond. It would only be important to you if God chose you. Those who find it not important - God is not working on.
2007-10-16 11:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Has your mouth been dry. Maybe you should be praising God instead of asking silly questions. lol
2007-10-16 11:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by turtle30c 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
mmmmmm.....donuts
praise the lord-DAH....I've found salivation!
2007-10-16 11:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋