2007-10-16 02:53:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have a fantasy that He would go on oprah to pimp His new book, Meals after 40 days of Fasting.
2007-10-16 02:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Frank B 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You bet!
Only it wouldn't be a talk show. It would be a game show.
Jesus would walk on water, then ask contestents to do the same. Then he would turn water to wine, and give contestants the chance to mimic him. Then he would feed the studio audience with a couple of fish and a loaf or two of bread, and see if any contestant could match him.
Or maybe he would become a televangelist. I can see him trouncing all the showmen in the ratings.
2007-10-16 10:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I think most people would not believe He is Jesus. I think most Right Wing Christians would reject Him as a fraud. It would be a modern day version of the first time He was on Earth. Ultimately, a deranged person would assassinate Jesus, claiming he was doing it for God and that this Christ was really satanic.
2007-10-17 02:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not his own show, but he'd probably be on The Montel Show once a week.
2007-10-16 19:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he would be having a hard time competing with Chris Angel and would be getting real upset at Penn&Teller for exposing his best tricks.
2007-10-16 09:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes he would have his own tv show
and yes he would out rate them,you know why?
becaue Oprah and dr phill submitt under him
2007-10-16 10:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by doctor 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wonder would Jesus wear a ROLEX on his television show???
2007-10-16 10:04:08 · answer #7 · answered by BirdogsID 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd be on Phenomenon and he'd win.
2007-10-16 10:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would be no tv shows because all would be watching His!!!! repent you sinner!!! calm down, relax.
2007-10-16 09:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I actually think both of them think they ARE Jesus.
2007-10-16 09:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋