> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and
> a
> woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door
> and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions
> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
> wife
> sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife
> and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> came out
> with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard,
> one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls.
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood
> the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>
> The agent asked, "What on earth was all that racket that we heard?"
>
> The woman said...
>
>
>
>
> "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said, "I had to beat him to death
> with
> the chair."
>
>
> Moral:
>
> Women are evil
> Don't mess with them
2007-10-15 22:10:19 · 8 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Mary Elizabeth (the first answerer):
More likely moral of the story:
1) Women care less for their partner. (The men just could not do it!)
2) Women watch the WWE.
3) Women are evil, but only if you mess with them.
2007-10-15 22:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
Moral of the Story:
1.) Women take things seriously unlike men!
2.) Women are risk-takers!
3.) Women have more guts than men!
ROFL..
2007-10-15 22:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by nolongerhere 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that was funny but for some reason i can't stop thinking about how illogical it would be for the FBI to ask someone to kill their spouse... but i know... its just a joke
2007-10-15 22:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by Brian C 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Great joke, but it is hard as hell to read
2007-10-15 23:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-15 23:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by Patti_Ja 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is a very good joke! lmao
2007-10-15 22:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by nightbutterfly69 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nah don't count me in that
2007-10-15 22:47:29 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
love it!!!!!!
2007-10-15 23:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋