A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you’ve given not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the director mumbled, “Um...no.”
“Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken director began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted. “ Or that my sister’s husband died in a car accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated director said simply, “I had no idea…”
“So if I don’t give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to you?”
2007-10-15 19:27:16 · 26 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG...........that was soooooooooooo funny.
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
thanks for sharing that with us.
a star on it's way.thnx.
2007-10-15 21:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh! That about describes most lawyers! he he Funny!
2016-04-09 03:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha good point , keep em coming, thx for the laugh
star
2007-10-16 19:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a lawyer alright!! hahahahahaha!!!
2007-10-16 12:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! hehe....not true of all lawyers but a few of them are soooo like this, hehe. Take Care-Rachel.
2007-10-15 19:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True a well as funny, star for you
2007-10-15 20:24:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha and I thought charity began at home!!
:-)))
2007-10-16 06:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
charity begins at home
2007-10-15 19:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My interpretation of that is that it's heartless. I don't think it's funny. The lawyer didn't give any money to his sick family. That's wrong. Anyone with morals would.
2007-10-15 19:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by Birds of Prey 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-15 22:58:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋