Paradoxes.....?

Question

can you answers theses.....

1) Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?

2) Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

3) Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?

4)A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.

5)If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

6)Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?

7)What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

just so you know they are unanswerable hence they are called paradoxes they are just to get you brain ticking over like this one

a jew walks up to a catholic and says 'all jews are liers' is he tellng the truth or lying. (no discrimination intended)

Answer 1

1.) The bullet gets stuck in the armor.
2.)yes
3.)yeno
4.)she is adelived
5.)0 degrees
6.)no?
7.)the lights turn on

Answer 2

1) Atoms would be smashed and there would be a 2nd Heroshima

2) If it's the kind of eternal life that elves have in which they can live forever unless they are killed then yes. If it's immunity to anything that would cause death, then no.

3) I quit this job.

4) The girl is from a different branch of time. She would never be born in the timeline in which she killed her grandmother, but the timeline which she came from would remain unchanged.

5) Use whatever temperature system the reportes is NOT talking about. (Fahrenheit or Celsius)

6) "Yes or No"

7) You won't be able to see any better because the light wont be able to get in front of you.

Answer 3

1. only one substance that could penetrate all others. we'll call material X. obviously, this means it's harder than everything else. hence, the only material that the armor could be must be material X (it must be harder than all others, so as not to be penetrated, and we've already established that only one material can be the hardest). the likely result is a stalemate, with the bullet severly deforming the armor, forcing the armor into whatever it is meant to protect, causing blunt force trauma and achieving the desired effect (injury and/or death). another possibility is a richocet. another is dependent on the state of the material (it was never specified). if the armor is extremely hot, for example, it will softer and easier to penetrate by a cooler, harder bullet, even if both are of the same material

2. usually you need to drink the water, not inhale it, so i'll yes

3. who the hell gave the green light to that mission? find him, "promote" him to 6-feet under

4. if you believe in the multiverse, you would continue to exist, as the person you killed is your grandmother in your universe, not the one you killed her in. unless of course, there is no multiverse, in which case it's not physically possible

5. depends on the weather channel's definition of "cold". if they mean "degrees below average", than it is entirely possible to double that. same holds true if they mean "degrees below a set standard" (70 F, for example)

6. my attorney has advised me not to answer that question

7. at that speed, headlights would do no good. there would no way you possibly avoid anything in your path, unless you detect it millions of miles away, which headlights just couldn't do. either that, or the universe implodes

Answer 4

1. This sort of question can only exist in an unscientific language. If one of these exists, the other cannot.
2. No.
3. Word play.
4. Splits off an alternate universe.
5. Figure of speech.
6. There are other answers available; this limitation only can exist in an unscientific language.
7. The lights will radiate at the speed of light; Einstein showed that the speed of light is a constant no matter what velocity the origin of the light is.

Answer 5

1. nothing would happen...
2. nope. it's a waterless fountain
3. I'll think about it.
4. Depends on how far she went back in time actually.
5. -7
6. I cannot answer that question nor any answer truthfully fore I am a pathelogical liar.
7. Might as well turn 'em back off, they ain't gonna do any good now are they?

Answer 6

>> Hey they're really cool!
I've Got a couple more.

>> If you try to fail & succeed, which have you achieved?

>> If you're on a train which is traveling at the speed of light & you move through the train from the back carriage to the front carriage, are you travelling faster than the speed of light?

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