She says I spend all my time with people who are the size of thumbnails, and that I should find something more constructive to do with my time. But, even though you guys are only 1" x 1", I couldn't think of a better place to be. So, should I get taller friends or continue to hang with you guys?
2007-10-15 16:35:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Solly, we aren't leaving until tomorrow after, I will call you then, thankx
2007-10-15 16:46:45 · update #1
We are irresistible - you couldn't leave us if you tried! Plus, I'd miss you.
2007-10-16 03:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by Nea 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am 9 x 5.
2007-10-15 16:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by prophet of restitution 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to knock her down to size, so she will fit in with your real friends. Of course, I don't mean any violence, maybe a crash diet. My, you have a big thumbnail!
Edit: The sponsor at the side of your question is for men's lift shoes. You can gain 2-4 " in height! We have the power to control the ads by the questions. Boycott comes to mind......
2007-10-15 17:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hi Mate sounds like she just watched Willy Wonka you should get another computer so she can join in to meet some cool like minded people. Rather than spending cash to find them you can meet all types of crazy people from all over the world right here without leaving your house.
2007-10-15 16:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Grant 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Honey, its not the size of the ship that is important...its the motion of the ocean. Oh wait, that is a different size matter. :-) Convince your wifey to join us... the 1"x1" crowd here are way more fun than "real" people.
2007-10-16 14:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by Megs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay here. What's so great about being tall anyway? And don't give me any of that "Short people got no reason to live" jive - we're just as good as the giants in the world!
2007-10-15 16:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the reason you hang out with us is two fold. One, we adore your lunatic questions and give you lots of delightful ego strokes for being a total nut case. Two, you, yourself, are also only 1" by 1", but we didn't want to break it to you.
Well, the dwarf is out of the bag now. no offense intended to anyone by this obviously politically incorrect reference to any lovely little people out there!
2007-10-15 18:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am happy with my 1" x 1" status. Imagine how much nitro glycerin you could put in a 1" x 1" vial. More than enough to do the job. Stay with us 8TM. Come plaaaay with us 8TM.
*In my best creepy twins from the Shining voice*
2007-10-15 16:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Just reset the resolution on your monitor and we'll all look bigger. That way you will have bigger friends and can still hang out here.
2007-10-15 18:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm tall, but once I got really small, and crawled inside a vacuum cleaner. And the drugs wore off.
2007-10-15 16:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Big things come in small packages.
How else do you think I convinced my wife to mate with me?
Now I have three F1's who will take over the world. Or destroy each other trying.
2007-10-15 17:02:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋