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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well


waking up on that morning I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....
They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok ," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .. Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday.
And there I sat ...On the couch... Naked.

2007-10-15 15:02:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I know, wrong gender. Every time I tried to edit it, half of it disappeared! Oh, well! What can you do?

2007-10-16 17:31:02 · update #1

11 answers

THAT'S A "REAL BUMMER" IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!! HAHAHA
LOL....HAVE A GOOD ONE BOSS!!

2007-10-15 19:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-10-15 15:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I've seen this happening in a comedy on TV. It's very funny =)

2007-10-15 23:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Typical. He really should know what to expect on his birthday

2007-10-15 15:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brilliant!!!

2007-10-15 16:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow, nice, your avatar looks like a girl though. and you said "my wife"

2007-10-15 15:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by ElMusician 2 · 0 0

thats pretty funny

2007-10-15 15:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by mike12 1 · 0 0

LOL, good one. Two thumbs up!

2007-10-15 21:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Marge 2 · 0 0

nice

2007-10-15 16:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by freestyler 3 · 0 0

hahaha i love this joke...

2007-10-15 15:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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