Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
i really mean no harm, MOST blondes are smart!!
2007-10-15 14:58:26 · 12 answers · asked by josephine.dawson 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...liked it very much.
Brunettes are more SMART.....hehe
2007-10-15 23:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer rather that humorous yet i liked there's a easy on the top of each and every tunnel, basically pray it is not a custom and notice my haylo shiny n shiny Mess wid mee i will kick ure hiney *
2016-10-09 07:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by fenner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to give you a star on that one because sadly it too me a moment to realize what the heck it was talking about... *Sigh*
2007-10-15 16:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 15:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all blondes are stupid. That one is. You got a star from me!
2007-10-15 15:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who would walk 352 dogs, I could understand her confusion.
2007-10-15 15:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao! 9 stars...I would have hiven you 10 if you didn't add the "most blondes are smart" thing..lol
2007-10-15 15:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!!! A star for you
2007-10-15 15:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol xD
*gave you a star
2007-10-15 15:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by Carrot Cake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-15 16:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋