Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Read down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. Shhe's the only one who really existed in
the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep reading.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.
Men Keep reading
and......
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point:
Women never listen.
2007-10-15 14:07:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW, you got me reading, hahaha, geniune one, a star for you!
2007-10-15 22:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by Marge 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amusing, but still a bash at the difference between the sexes. The women say that men asre like kids they once were, but women are trivial at times, and act as spoiled brat kids also. Women dress to out shine, out sex, and be more desirable than other women. real men and raging youth alike will interact with the sexy ones, but only the real men will soon drop them in favor of the wholesome, well dressed, unpretentious girl.
2007-10-16 02:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WoW Great joke! one of the best I'v heard! really.
2007-10-15 14:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl, that joke is original! (I've never heard it b4). I was LMAO and I still have a smile on my face!
2007-10-15 14:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol very funny but i heard it before
2007-10-16 14:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by Kimmy Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funnyyyy =]
2007-10-15 14:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by jrgillin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny!!!!
btw i kept reading lol!!
2007-10-15 15:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Moni Bee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and thtas so cool its funny funny funny funny funny. idk what im saying im going on a rant about llamas
2007-10-15 15:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by ME :] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for your opinion, girlfriend of mine
and, STOP SIGN
2007-10-19 14:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by Daynegerros 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋