2007-10-15 13:01:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i swear to drunk im not god. lol!
2007-10-15 14:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Eman A 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The funniest thing I ever said was tortoise - there was a long story leading up to it but that would take too long to explain but believe you me it was funny
2007-10-15 20:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by Perfectly Pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't quite remember but it was about wearing a french stick of bread on someone's head. At the time there was door that needed a new lock fitted, so I said the thing to do is take the door off and take it to a locksmith to see what locks they had which were suitable.
Are we in port yet sir?
No, we are still up to our knees in wine.
2007-10-16 00:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing i ever said was in class, it was really silent and i just shouted out "REMEMBER ME?, BARRY SCOTT" (You know off the advert) It was totally random and made people laugh so =]
2007-10-15 23:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At these days, when I went out to a disko, three nights ago, it was I always say like response to everything " It's João(my actuallyex.) the guilty". Lol. everybody laughed so much!!
2007-10-15 20:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work at a homeless shelter. One morning I was logging down names of those who were eating breakfast, when my deputy director (sitting with her meal tray) said, "Oh, put me down." To this I responded, "You're ugly & your mother dresses you funny." The dining area got very quiet, & I added, "There's not too many people who could say that & get away with it. Later, I'll find out if I'm one of them!" Then the laughter started.
2007-10-15 20:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I only write this on the end of my letters. If you say it, it doesn't make any sense but when you write it down it's pretty funny:
Hooked on Phonix realy werked fur me!
2007-10-15 20:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Alli_G8tr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well my friend was telling her brother and a couple of Friends that she was getting hate mail, and at the end of the talk i asked her if she wanted a cigarette and she said yes then i said "know wonder your getting hate mail"
thing is i didn't realise it was funny until everyone burst out laughing. oops.
2007-10-15 20:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A girl purposely walked in front of me with her mate to get noticed.Walk in front of me,she said.I replied.If you pulled your head from up your a rse you may be able to see where your going.Then added.Although i think it highly unlikely.Walked away
with her standing with her mouth wide open in disbelief.
2007-10-15 20:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by angler 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A guy in a pub showed me his genital piercing and said "what do you think?"
I replied "it looks like a penis but smaller"
2007-10-16 06:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kerry K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because your goose is obtuse and your right leg isn't really your right leg!!!!
and
Jiggle like jello, everyone stay mello, cause you know I be playing that cello.
2007-10-15 21:13:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋