3 women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning - though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair & is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Bible College & believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the Behalf Of the innocent." They throw the switch & nothing happens. They immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, & release her. The 2nd one, a brunette, is strapped in & gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law & I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch & again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, & for beg for forgiveness & release her. The last one (you know it), a blonde, (WHO CAN FINISH THIS ONE?)
2007-10-15 12:58:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ran out of room before, so here it is...
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, well I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
2007-10-15 13:08:15 · update #1
its not that funny o i get it ur tryna say a blonde is smarter than a mexican lol im mexican and that cracked me up :-P
2007-10-15 13:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-15 20:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by JOHN 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not sure how it really ends, but how about this ending,
"I just graduated from an electronics correspondence course and I think I can fix that chair before you put me in it."
Close?
Best wishes to you,
Robbie
2007-10-15 20:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by rckid1960 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Before taking her seat in the chair, picks up a cord and says "Hey, I think something is unplugged"
2007-10-15 20:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by A bit young 4 being psychotic 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love it. I was expecting to see something about Austin, Texas. LOL
2007-10-15 21:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does it have something to do with DD batteries?
2007-10-15 20:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by poeticbbq 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I just graduated from criminal school and i believe that god will intervene on behalf of the guilty?
NO idea..................................
2007-10-15 20:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by Philly 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
she informs them that the chair is not plugged in
2007-10-15 20:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin G 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this but just can't remember???
2007-10-15 20:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wayyyyyyy too hard
2007-10-15 20:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jameson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋