Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight.
Bartender: sure (thinking he's seen it all)
Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.
Bartender: holy crap, your tab is covered, where did you get that?
Guy: I have this magic orb it will grant anyone one wish.
Bartender: I will cover your tabs for a month if I can use that.
So the bartender grabs the orb & says "I wish for a million bucks"
Giant flash of light & smoke, then bar is filled w/ducks everywhere you look, on the bar, the pool tables, the ceiling fans, everywhere.
Bartender: What the @^$%^? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks, this is messed up.
Guy looks at him & says..........
Do you really think I asked for a 10" pianist?
star if you like, & I know it isnt new, but it's still funny.
2007-10-15 11:51:23 · 13 answers · asked by Will S 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny, made my day!
& a star for you!
2007-10-15 12:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-15 11:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so funny. And,what an original joke. You get star cutie.
2016-04-08 23:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 14:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I've heard this before but I still find it funny.
2007-10-15 13:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i find it funny. never heard of it so star for you! good job.
2007-10-15 11:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it . very funny
2007-10-15 12:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by johnnybegood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that. Clever.
2007-10-15 11:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by misteri 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sooo old.
2007-10-15 13:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by caseyagain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-10-15 11:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by christine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋