1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
2007-10-15 11:33:50 · 11 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
2007-10-15 14:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 19:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I must of followed most of these as that is that how I became a well rounded and grounded adult that can look back on my young years and smile! love it!
(you should repost in polls and surveys too as you would get alot more reponce to, just do a cut and paste jobber)
that was pretty funny though, thanks!
2007-10-15 19:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't wait to read the rest of your bible
you intend to put it in priont
or give us first preview
nic commandments
problem is most kids nowadays do go by these ones
2007-10-16 05:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good very funny have a star
2007-10-16 03:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2007-10-15 19:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love them my lovely lass.
2007-10-15 19:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, they were just awesome.
2007-10-16 14:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
=]
2007-10-15 18:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehee, thanks for the laugh
2007-10-15 19:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋