When a girl is in a house all by herself in a horror movie, it is always raining or thunder and lightning outside.
In all junior highs, the popular girls have big boobs, while the geeky girls are flat-chested.
In movies when a character is brushing his/her teeth, they never get toothpaste on their mouth or rinse out their toothbrush when through cleaning their teeth.
Anybody eating chinese food always eats it out of the box with chopsticks.
If you try to get your ex partner back by going out with someone else in order to make your ex jealous, you will succeed but by the time you have achieved what you set out to do you will have fallen for the other person.
A good guy will never, ever, shoot a bad guy in the kneecap, even if it would be incredibly helpful to him.
In any musical, no matter how tough the gang and/or bad guy, they/he can always belt out a heartfelt melody in a deep and lilting baritone voice.
A woman´s shoes always make high heel clacking sounds, regardless which shoe type she wears. She can even wear sneakers...
Whenever at a bar or dance with loud music cranked up on high, the couple the audience sees talking have perfectly audible voices and can talk as though there is no music.
In most 80's action flicks bussiness men and security guards look like Huey Lewis or Bruce Springsteen.
The villain will always have thousands of henchmen working for him or a small army that follows him.
There is always a full moon when people goto bed. When the lights are turned off, a delayed light turns on, causing a blue cast in the room in which they could read by.
If you are going to be killed it has to be at a time when you are alone and it has to be at night and raining.
If you see something, then turn away, it wont be there the next time you look.
The antidote to any horrible, out-of-control virus can always be attained somewhere in the neighborhood of the other side of the world often from an exotic plant. Somehow these plants can always be reproduced to cure the epidemic.
2007-10-15 11:29:22 · 8 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Welcome back! Thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-16 06:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i must agree
these are the ones you see
all the time
every time
nice to see you have some form of life
to be able to work these out
not like me an amoeba
2007-10-16 05:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 20:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and that the guy is totally obsessed with a perfect stranger cuz she's cute and and plays hard to get i.e. romantic comedies...
2007-10-15 23:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by ~Tiffany~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nice way to start my afternoon. Wonderful my dear.
2007-10-15 19:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh ooh, and don't forget the classic question and answer:
"How long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough to see you......"
That one is soooo overplayed!
2007-10-15 18:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and did you know the most repeated line in cinema history is "lets get outta here".
2007-10-15 18:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true in alot of flims very good have a star
2007-10-16 03:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋