A duck goes into a bar and says to the barman, "got any bread" and the barman says "no I haven't got any bread" and went to serve the next customer. The duck says again" got any bread" and the barman says "no I haven't got any bread" and serves the next customer. This goes on and the duck says "got any bread" and barman shouts, "NO I HAVEN;T GOT ANY F@***CKING BREAD, ask once more and I will nail your beak to that bar. " The duck says "Got any nails" The barman says "No I haven;t got any nails" the duck says "Got any bread".
2007-10-15 11:16:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a classic. star.
2007-10-15 11:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao Funneh
2007-10-15 11:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, Lighten up Michello o
2007-10-15 11:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! form of jogs my memory of that grasshopper comedian tale. a guy is going right into a bar, asks the bartender to suprise him with a drink. he makes him a grasshopper, then the guy leaves, sees a grasshopper and says "howdy did u comprehend theres a drink named once you?" and the grasshopper says "theres a drink named gary?"
2016-12-29 11:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 14:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as someone else said its an old classic I'd forgotten .still laughing so starred this one
2007-10-15 15:43:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i havent heard that one in a while ... trip down memory lane ... you get a star ;)
2007-10-15 11:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a Quacker!!!!
2007-10-15 11:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it waz hilarious 1st time.... star anywayz =D
2007-10-15 11:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl very nice
2007-10-15 11:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋