Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."
2007-10-15 11:11:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that's funny but also kind of depressing...mostly funny :-D
2007-10-15 11:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by ChaiTea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats pretty good!
from a scale from 1 -10 ill give you a 8!!
funny! :)
2007-10-15 11:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by hmm? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 12:50:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's Hilarious!
2007-10-15 11:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
although i doubt things really work like that in heaven, lol
2007-10-15 11:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by be.mellow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dats funyy dudeee
2007-10-15 11:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by sweet_fsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats pretty funny. especially if your married!
2007-10-15 11:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololol hilarious! i've heard this one before, it still cracks me up!
2007-10-15 11:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by fanny bandits 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-10-15 11:14:38 · answer #9 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that always gets me lol
2007-10-15 11:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋