...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
2007-10-15 10:11:46 · 17 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha lol
2007-10-15 10:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always puts a smile on someones face especially when your having a bad day
2007-10-15 10:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them all except the bank accounts one... that just makes women out to be that DISGUSTING golddigger stereotype. (See Sharon Collins Newman Abbott on "Young and the Restless.")
2007-10-15 10:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a man, I can assure you that these lines are not only funny, but absolutely true
2007-10-15 10:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 15:40:17 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and true have a star
2007-10-15 10:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by henridog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I'm not giving you a star for that, it'd be disloyal to my sex. My wife liked them though.
2007-10-15 10:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny but i think
...curling irons
if they're hot they're always in your hair.
is better than
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
2007-10-15 11:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is all very true dont you think that's a bit creepy have a star
2007-10-15 20:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing lol
2007-10-15 10:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a guy, not going to argue. would lose
2007-10-15 11:52:38 · answer #11 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋