I mean everywhere I look on R&S its Chuck Norris this and Chuck Norris that.
I thought the dude was dead. WTH is going on?! Is it just me?
2007-10-15 10:05:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Zabones: Wow!!! I'm humbled by your knowledge of the Norris.
2007-10-15 10:58:34 · update #1
ohhh Emily Chuck Norris cracks are only the funniest thing EVER! try these out...
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris does not go hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.-(one of my favs)
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
too many to type!
2007-10-16 02:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by kub2 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap!! I was reading all this stuff on Chuck Norris, then saw the last comment of him being 65 or something. I was thinking "no way". Yes way! LOL. I just looked it up! He was born in 1940. Holy crap! Dude looks damn good for being 67 years old! I have a new found respect for Chuck Norris. LOL.
2007-10-16 00:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Laura S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who's Chuck Norris......?
2007-10-15 10:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is the living spirit of hoohah.
2007-10-15 10:15:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck Norris is...
Here are some websites to help you understand.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts
2007-10-15 10:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WWWWWhhhaaaaa, jack has got to be joking right, The muscles, I mean movies lol I watched him star in. He is a martial arts expert but also a celeb but if you really want to talk about martial arts the MMA is where it's at. Kick boxing, muay tai, etcnow that seriously is some b**t kicking.
2007-10-15 10:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by fire and ice 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's not dead. in fact, he's invincible. You know how most men can write their name in the snow? Chuck norris can do that in solid concrete!
2007-10-15 10:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by Drew 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Norris Almighty -- next prophet of god. (can't wait for the hollywood release)
2007-10-15 10:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, he's alive, he's selling gym machines on the selling channel.
i think he's gotten into earth native american newage spiritual practices though.
2007-10-15 11:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by joe the man 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He lives in a lovely princess' heart :)
2007-10-15 10:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by Moon :) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋