Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Sheila about to throw herself off.
Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?".
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.
"Sheila," he says "Not only are you great in bed, but you're a real sport too", and drives off.
2007-10-15 09:30:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
>> I am an Aussie......& hey, I think I know that guy!
(No, my name's not Sheila)
Ciao!
2007-10-15 17:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Blood Makes Noise 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooohhh......
How many Aussie girls are named Sheila?
2007-10-15 22:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like a man!!LOL
2007-10-16 18:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...Shoot!
2007-10-15 16:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh thats cruel
2007-10-17 23:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke! haha!!!!
2007-10-15 18:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahahah
2007-10-15 16:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by Entrada de Datos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny..................but sad at the same time:) lol...but you make me laugh
2007-10-16 02:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-15 17:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by Tweety 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! what a babe!
2007-10-16 00:05:27 · answer #10 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋